circumcising:

there is nothing more shameful than using “you’re” when you should’ve used “your”

urinatings:

georgewashington:

what a faggot

watch your language u were a president

tltty:

WE’RE SOARING

FLYING

THERE’S NOT A STAR IN HEAVEN THAT WE CAN’T REACH

because you have no idea what’s going on

nahshaw:

fictional bad boys who smoke and have daddy issues make my breathing difficult

tinkervrisk:

physical education more like pointless embarrassment 

“Every girl on the planet has insecurities. It helps me to know that some of the most beautiful people in the world wake up some days and don’t think they’re pretty. As sad as that is, it’s good to know that a problem you think is your own is actually something every girl faces. Happiness and confidence are the prettiest things you can wear.”

alltowell:

Taylor shopping in Beverly Hills on May 18

jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

letsbangniall:

cheerupsmelly:

i put the ‘ass’ in sarcasstic

only if sarcasstic was a word